Friday, April 28, 2006

I 'DIED' for 5 seconds or so...

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Yes I ‘died’ for about 5 seconds.

If not for Papa Khalid and a former nurse who ‘just happened’ to be there, I would have ‘died’ longer.

It all started with a joke, and I laughed (in fact laughed too much), and then I coughed and then it just stopped. (Ini bukan DRAMA or telenovelas...true story ok).

And I fell on the floor.

Then I heard Papa Khalid screaming “Cekmi are you OK!!!”

And I said, yes, let us go and eat at Cozy House.

And we went for dinner.

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I ‘died’ for a few seconds. And now Papa Khalid and the rest of my close friends are worried sick.

Now, don’t you ever tell Pak Leman and my mom or they’ll freak out – and yes I mean you Syaza (my nephew).

Syaza reads this blog religiously...

I'm OK now and ready to booggie and paint the town red, blue and pink...

Sunday, April 23, 2006

Balik lagi ker kualer!!!

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“Atok, belilah ni. Kalau tak beli sedekah, boleh?”

That was the line used by this really enterprising 6 year old in Kuala Kangsar and I said yes to him, and bought his RM3 per packet Kacang Bulat.

But, seriously – Atok? It should be Pak Cik tau... Terus rasa macam tua gitu.

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Kacang Bulat or Tempeyek

Kuala Kangsar?

Yes, Kualer...

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Together with Razin and Jeb, we decided to go up from Ipoh to Kuala Kangsar for the finger-licking-good tempoyak after a presentation at Universiti Teknologi PETRONAS in Tronoh.

It was just 2 weeks ago, we were in Kuala Kangsar for the MCKK Old Boys Weekend.

And as usual we’d pass the MCKK grounds and terus tersedu sekejap thinking of the good ole’ times at Kolek.

After enough of the visual dose of Kolek, we headed straight to Gerai Yeop Helmi.

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Razin and Jeb

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Hungry Razin

And makan we did. See the lauk pauk below and you’ll immediately postpone your diet plans.

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Yummy Tempoyak

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Sambal udang

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Lauk lain

We also drove around tengok-tengok 'kampong' -- tempat jatuh lagi dikenang, inikan pula tempat BERMAIN (yes, caps)

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And during the KL-Ipoh-KL journey, what did we talk about?

Oh you wouldn’t want to know....

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Apa takut-takut?

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Apa pasal takut?
nak cakap takut, tak cakap takut,
nak jadi entreperenuer takut,
nak buat presentation takut,
kalau muka client start berkerut takut,
nak buat jambatan takut,
semua takut.

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Apa pasal takut?
warna rambut nanti orang mengata, takut,
pakai baju liplap nanti orang kutuk takut,
geng ngan orang gitu-gitu nanti kena gosip takut,
semua takut.

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Apa pasal takut?
nak ngorat orang takut,
kena reject takut,
nak kata syok kat si dia takut,
nak pegang takut,
nak sentuh takut,
semua takut.

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Penat dah dengan penakut.
Redah jer, toksah takut..


Pictures sourced from www.fotosearch.com

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Mr Almost
1501 hrs
April 20, 2005

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Orbit Seksa

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Laluan orbit planetku selalu lancar
cuma sekali dua kucar

Kerana tiada meteor menyapa sombong
jauh sekali tahi bintang menghempas ganas
kerana mengelak aku terbilang pantas

Orbitku kini ditarik kuasa
kuasa planet jiwa semasa
cukup indah mega, juga warna deria rasa

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Lebih indah berbanding Zuhal yang megah
yang tiba ini bukan Marikh tapi teramatlah gah

Cuma planetku gusar
tarikan kuasa indah bertukar kasar

Kucar-kacir kah orbitku esok?
tiada dapat kubaca ramal awalan
walau teropong mengintai puluhan bulan

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Planetku pernah ditarah meteor agung
cahaya indah bertukar bencana -- berbulan menjadi bingung

Lalu aku seru atmosfera
bukan semua kerdipan itu indah,
usah diundang padah

kerana orbitku tidak mahu laluan seksa
yang aku sudah mula terasa

Terus sahaja sejuk, beku dan biru
Kan itu lebih mudah
apa perlu ceria di dalam gundah?

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Mr Almost
2105hrs
Tuesday, April 18.

Sunday, April 16, 2006

I hate goodbyes

I hate goodbyes.

Sunday, April 16, 2006.

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I go through this ritual every year.

Today, like the years before, on the way back to Kuala Lumpur after a wonderful weekend with the Malay College Old Boys in the royal town of Kuala Kangsar, I had this ‘pusing-pusing cyclone’ in my heart.

The Malays would normally describe it as ‘berat sebuku seribu rasa di dada’. Translated literally it would mean ‘a lump of a thousand and one feelings in the heart’ – or something to that effect.

You would only understand, if you’ve traveled through time and space from one exciting planet to another and back again....

It’s like entering a strange dimension where certain things remained beautifully static while others continue to evolve.

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Prep School

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Hargreaves Hall

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Nak ambik gambar hunks in trunks – tapi tak der...


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On the way to the Pool

Over the last 3 days, I slept less than 4 hours.

And how I managed? Until now, I have no idea. It could be the ‘energy’ of the people and the place that I willingly, trustingly and lovingly attached myself to.

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Couple Maple Syrup

Or perhaps due to the ‘magic’ that we all created without us knowing.

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Lapar!!!

The trip to MCKK this time around was a bit stressful – but I loved every minute of it.

Why stressful?

Because I ‘cari nahas’ and volunteered to sing with The Thoroughbreds band for the Old Boys Weekend Concert.

Singing to my fellow brothers (budak-budak kolek) can be very stressful as MCKK Old Boys are a bunch of very discriminating people. They want only the best!! I know because I’m one of them.

After singing ‘Seribu Impian’ with birthday boy Dzulfrizal (Class of 2000), I felt so good, though I could hardly hear myself on the stage. Even Tunku Adnan remarked “Tak boleh dengar suara you – gitar Mon kuat sangat”.

And yes, I was also the emcee – more like ‘emcee bidan terjun’ – appointed 5 minutes before the show. Even after I begged Jak Li NO with a great excuse “Jak, aku dah nak terberak ni, panic nak nyanyi ni, toksah lah suruh aku jadi emcee”.

And Jak Li said “Tak per, lepas ni kita boleh berak ramai-ramai”.

And yes, “welcome to SCATOLOGY 101”.

And the rest – history – I think I did a below average job as the emcee but I enjoyed it anyway.

During the concert, we gave Dzuffy a birthday surprise ala “Marilyn Monroe/JFK”. Thanks to Elin (Mrs Mooze Class of 86) who was sporting enough to be the night’s Vanna White – but instead of turning letters Elin brought the cake.

What else did we do?

Got addicted to Pictionary.

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Mooze, Elin and Dzuf

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Papa Khalid and Dzuf

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Mooze the ‘drawer’

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Papa Khalid doing a dangerous pose... jangan bang

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Interpretation –– Itchy. Hmmm

What else?

Jadi tourist.

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At Galeri Sultan Azlan Shah

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At Galeri Sultan Azlan Shah

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At Istana Bukit Chandan

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At Istana Kenangan

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And what else?

Took pictures and ate like mad...

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Paparazzi 101

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Dr Mohazmi, Me and Morky Moqq

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Kenyang la tu...

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More food

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Food food...


And now... (drumrolls) secret coded messages:

To Papa Khalid,

Thanks for being a bidan terjun shrink.

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Papa Khalid kat Padang Big School


To Dzuffy,

The Nivea company should give you a huge commission for promoting the Whitening Milk.



To Mooze & Elin,

Pictionary anytime...



To Pian Jepon,

Jagalah Labuan tu, don’t do a 7.5 on the Richter scale there...


To Morky Moqq,

Enjoyed the late night talks, the addictive Silver Screen Trivia and ‘all you want to know about the ostrich but afraid to ask’. I’ll be waiting for the Pagoda Singlet. BTW the snore wasn’t so bad – kinda soothing at times. As always I’ll make myself available for teh tarik should you decide to take a break from T. Glugok


To the Band people,

Nice to jam with you guys...


And yes... I left my heart again in KK...

And loved the heavenly aroma of Emporio Armani.

And I hate goodbyes.


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Longing...

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And I cried... Oh Tidak...

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Pix Pix of Ho Chi Minh

Oh... I'm such a lousy, bad photographer..

Banyak gambar blurrrr coz tangan menggigil..

Anyway, here are some yang boleh salvage...


Landmarks supaya I tak sesat

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Indulge -- sodap tapi lopeh tu poning kepalo

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Mat and Minah motor bermaharaja-lela
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New Housing areas -- best giler...
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