Macam orang ker, macam monyet?

One generation later, my dad repeated the same trick to my nephew (at that time he was 4 years old).

My Dad: Shaza ni macam orang ker macam monyet?
My Nephew: Macam oranglah.
My Dad: Maknanya, macam saja orang, tapi monyet.
My Nephew: Oh.. Ingat dah menang yer...Orang yang suka kacau cucu dia itu, Allah benci.
My Dad: (Laughed like there's no tomorrow)

My Mom: Shaza, toksah siram pokok bunya banyak-banyak, nanti bunga cakap -- lemaslah banyak sangat air.
My Nephew: Tapi Wan, Shaza dah tanya pokok bunya tadi, pokok bunga cakap -- siramlah air banyak-banyak sebab pokok pun nak mandi ..
My Mom: Iyolah...

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