What they taught us in primary school

Zillions of years ago, when I was in primary school in a place called Tranquerah (now called Tengkera) in Melaka, the cikgu made us memorize nursery rhyme yang tak masuk akli dan nakli...



Here goes...


Ada satu misi
rambutnya berkeruk-kerul
Bila dia baik, dia baik
Bila dia jahat dia cukup-cukup jahat

...so go figure -- amendernyer...

...Another one...

15 orang di atas dada mayat
Yohoho dan sebotol rum yang sedap

...ini sah treasure island...

So you blame i jadi macam ni hari ni?